1.Your Name: HAHAHAHAH!
2.Email Address: HAHAHHA!


3. Sex: Male Female Other None Both Sometimes Often Never

4. Age: Below-0 0-1 2-5 5-12 13-21 22-30 31-45 46-78 79-8746 ABOVE & BEYOND!

5.Are you as dumb as you look: Yes Yes Oh YEA! Ofcourse I take that as a compliment yES yes YEs YES Yes yes YeS yeS yes Yes If you say so Yes
6. Do you know the meaning of life: Yes No Wish I did
7. Would you possibly name your child "Ernesto": Yes No I have I'm offended! That's my name!
8. Why are you taking this survey: Because I'm bored Because I'm dumb Because I'm retarded Just because I have no idea Because it's funny Because you are weird Because..... Thiss iis ay Stupued quistiun... N/A Nobody knows
9. Are you stupid: Yes Yes
10. How many times do you brush your teeth a day: none 1 2 3 4 5 6 buttloads I chew Trident My teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
11. If you saw a person fall in a hole: I'd call 911 I'd call the real number ( 912 ) I'd laugh I'd laugh I'd laugh I'd laugh You're Insane
12.Through what did you view this page: Netscape 3.0 or better Netscape 1.1 Netscape 2.0 Some other Netscape Some Netscape! I don't know, I just downloaded it!! MacWeb NCSAMosaic MacMosaic AirMosaic Lynx Cello AOL/iMosaic Netscape 2xx I forgot Other NONE

13. Rate yourself (apperance): 0 - I SUCK Nature got creative 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 9.9 10 - I SUCK

14.How did you hear of my survey: Via your other page - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Click Thing is over here-------> Don't know Webcrawler Other search engine Ward on da street Other I heard it from friend/school/work/Bill Clinton/I just mashed the keyboard and hit enter

15.What do you think of nothing: It sucks It stinks What R U talking about?? Stupid Is this a joke? It'd be a lot cooler if it didn't suck. My cat's breath smells like cat food. Iron helps us play!

16.Check all that apply to you:

Dumb     Phat      Morgan Foote       NBA player



                  
Dead     Nerd     


I have a Pentium Pro 250 MHZ         

Cool


I love checking these COOL little boxes! 

Hukt un FuNix WurkuD fore mme

I LOVE THIS SURVEY 

Nobody knows my plan

I'd be COOL if I didn't SUCK

Go by the name Paco Homes


...But today, I'm drinking SPRITE!


17. Type Your BEST joke here

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Now wasn't that FUN!...?

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